Want to move things with your mind? This guy is here to help — though I have to say, the results are pretty underwhelming.

This is a man who claims to have the power of telekinesis. He also sells custom wands and staffs, but that’s neither here nor there. What’s important is that he can move cups, empty water bottles and tiny pieces of foil with his mind. Is he actually doing this? Of course not: set up a folded piece of paper and do what he’s doing in the video and it will move due to the displacement of the air. But he really seems to believe it — at least, if his constipated facial expression while he does it is to be believed.